There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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