I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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