i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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