ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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