I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
