Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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