Say something about gay babies.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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