writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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