Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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