DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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