how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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