You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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