i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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