Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sorry about my life...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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