haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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