You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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