Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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