he thought i was a dude.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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