You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Non-Jews are for practice
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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