somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You did what with his pubic hair?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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