Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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