On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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