she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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