before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We talked him into tasing himself.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
