y did u give ur computer a hand job?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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