i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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