I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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