she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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