Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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