i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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