Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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