Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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