Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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