i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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