when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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