Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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