I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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