bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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