I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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