We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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