Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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