I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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