idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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