I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Randomize