Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

(440): View more from Ohio

Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

(216): View more from Ohio

Holy shit r u serious? How?

(440): View more from Ohio

Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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(315): View more from New York

Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love

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(937): View more from Ohio

I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.

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