Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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