Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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