I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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