I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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