Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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