Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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