Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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