No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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