I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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